Mark Clarke Defence Turns Bizarre.

THE Mark Clarke defence operation has gone from the bizarre to the ridiculous this weekend, The Mail on Sunday reports.

Speaking to journos about why Clarke chose to head to the sunny Caribbean Island of Barbados despite the chaos, the married 38 year old at the centre of a horrific bullying & blackmail scandal subtly responded by implying the paper was racist.

Clarke proclaimed: "I am with my black West Indian mother visiting my black West Indian family. I can’t control my ethnicity, I was born with it. There is a word for people who run stories about people based on their ethnicity."

Mark Clarke has been expelled from the Conservative Party for life, following allegations of bullying. Mr. Clarke denies all allegations.

TBG is reminded of the classic Lenny Henry sketch, which can be viewed HERE.