Wilkinson challenges rival Paterson to Leicester debate
Conservative Future National Chairman Candidate Jacob Wilkinson held a "packed" sensational launch party at his local Conservative Club in Leicester last night, which included £8.17 behind the bar which stretched to one pint of Abbot Ale and a single shot of Tia Maria with Baileys, TBG can reveal.
Wilkinson lavished praise on those who "put on a good buffet spread at the club", which included egg & cress corner sandwiches in white Hovis bread as well as finger bites including cocktail sausages and mini prawn volovants.
Jacob addressed those in attendance saying - "Thank you to all those who have backed my campaign so far. We are showing how a committed team of individuals can show that there is a real alternative to the current London clique".
Wilkinson held his launch party at the Knighton and Clarendon Park Conservative Club with VIP guest speaker, Cllr Ross Grant, who is a former parliamentary and mayoral candidate in Leicester, in attendance.
Cllr Ross Grant said, "I’ve known Jacob for many years, and I back him 100% in his bid to become CF National Chairman".
In a sad turn of events the cellar rooms, accessible via the Gents entrance, were unavailable due to recent work carried out on the Club and therefore the launch event was held in the Blue Committee Room.
Jacob added, "I am looking forward to the next stages of the campaign and I would like to challenge Alexandra Paterson to a debate here in Leicester".
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10 comments:
This has to be the saddest campaign launch in history. The one chap that turned up looks bored to death.
That's the candidate
More than ever we need Nixon now!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceocNS-toDk
He's just a filthy anti-semite...
Yeah we all hate the London clique, But why won't jacob leave Leicester. Why not Challenge Alex somewhere that's new for both of Them?
How I long for a buffet like this. He gave me a Sherbet Dib Dab but when I opened the packet it was full of broken glass.
Alex is from Manchester and Stephen is a councillor in Essex. I'm no genius but even I know those aren't in London!
At the time I thought the buffet was really good, but I think the prawns were off as I had the runs the next day. It was so bad that I thought all of my insides were going to come out my anus. As such, I'm not going to vote for Wilkinson now. He was the reason I had to throw my underwear away. No amount of Daz could get rid of that mess.
@6:37 Sam Fletcher Strikes Again?
forget Wilkinson lets hear more about fitty Connor
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