Saturday, 23 August 2014

Team Paterson Clean-up as Luke Wins London in Tory Youth Elections.

NEW Conservative Future National Chairman Alexandra Paterson

ALEXANDRA PATERSON has been elected the new Conservative Future (CF) National Chairman whilst her slate mates were all elected onto the Tory Youth National Executive and regional positions, with the exception of Charlotte Kude who was pipped to the post by the slick and professional campaign of Luke Springthorpe, TBG can sensationally reveal.

CF'ers are waking up this Saturday with a new team, backed by senior Tories as a RoadTrip2015 slate, in all major national executive places. The results are as follows:


Mr Andrew LeHegarat
Miss Alexandra Paterson - ELECTED
Mr Jacob Wilkinson

Deputy Chairman (Political)

Mr Stephen Canning - ELECTED UNOPPOSED

Deputy Chairman (Membership and Fundraising)

Miss India Brummitt - ELECTED UNOPPOSED

Appointed Officer (Best Practice Officer)

Miss Elizabeth Anderson
Miss Jenny Huynh
Miss Annabel Shaw - ELECTED

In a sensational fight for London, Luke Springthorpe dramatically overcame the odds with a well-run, media freindly campaign beating the juggernaut Team Paterson's Kude for the top job at London CF.

Sources alerted TBG yesterday that Springthorpe was feeling the pressure, "up against a team of people who have access to oodles of data and seemingly have a shrewd idea of where the votes are on Merlin."

New London CF Chairman Luke Springthorpe told TBG - "I thank Charlotte for running a clean campaign and wish her all the best. I look forward to getting the job done over the next year."

CF National Chairman elect Alexandra Paterson said - "Delighted to have been elected as CF National Chairman. Thank you to everyone who voted for me!"


Anonymous said...

The only genuine contest in this election was London, and Springthorpe annihilated Kude and "Team Paterson".

He'd probably have won if he stood for national chair, but either way he's now the people's champion in cf.

London is the only place where anything happens anyway...

Anonymous said...

The only good thing about Puppet Paterson is that she is 29 so won't be able to stand next year.

Anonymous said...

Oh good morning SJ! Nice of you to stop by.

Anonymous said...

All hail Clarke the Kingmaker, grand high shagger of cf.

Anonymous said...

@11.40 - please don't credit my humour to Sarah-Jane. Just saying.

Anonymous said...

Err... we were told by SJS that the elections are fixed and that based on that Charlotte would win.

The one thing we wanted her to be right about ffs! Now we're stuck with 'Nabil number 2' Luke.

Anonymous said...

Finally a united national exec. Something even Howlett couldn't do. Well done TeamPaterson!!!

Anonymous said...


"just saying" is SJ's favourite phrase. You just revealed yourself... SJ!

Anonymous said...

Talk about being a bad winner, SJ; your boy won so maybe you should now focus on actually doing a degree?

Anonymous said...

@12:05, I thought "Sugar sorry XOXOXOX" was SJ's favourite phrase?

Anonymous said...

Those dastardly reptilians have completed their takeover of cf. Next stop: the world.

Anonymous said...

The reptilians have excomunicated on of their own in that case. Cooper is defiinitely a lizard. It is the forked tongue that allows him to convince so many girls into bed.

Anonymous said...

She's not really a winner, at all: she was destroyed before even getting going.

Lizardlover69 said...

Can we just all move on and start bashing the socialists?!?! I'd rather a lizard nutter in no 10 than Miliband.

Paterson smashed it so lets all move on.

Anonymous said...

Paterson is already so damaged it is embarrassing. This election was a scam. They should have left Cooper in charge until 2015 - he was doing a solid job under difficult circumstances.

Anonymous said...

Cooper: a good job? Good lord! Though at least under him we had Regional chairmen instead of RoadTrip puppets. Nothing will happen in them now, save for London.

Anonymous said...

Paterson redefines incompetent. It's a real shame they knifed Cooper.

Anonymous said...

At least paterson only dances to Clarke's puppet strings rather than JSJ's.

Anonymous said...

Some people in North West CF really are pathetic, get a grip. Only because somebody doesn't get elected, shouldn't mean you resign in protest. It's called democracy!
:Adam Kealey the Plaid/Labour/Conservative

Adam said...

Whoever is clinically insane to put the I am a Plaid and Labour Supporter, get a grip!

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