EXCLUSIVE: BBQ Plot Hopes to Skewer Paterson Campaign.




A PLOT to launch a devastating counter-attack against the juggernaut Paterson campaign will be set in motion this weekend, London Spin can reveal.

The flame-grilled conspiracy will see a fresh candidate dramatically entering the most explosive and controversial race in Conservative Future’s history. The revelations will send shockwaves through the many hundreds of Paterson supporters who gathered for a posh wine-drenched launch party on the Thames last night. The star-studded bash, equipped with blue helium balloons, was attended by some of the organisation’s most prestigious figures including celebrity guest star The Hoff.

Leaked details of the conspiracy – seen by this newspaper – include a check-list of campaign items comprising of branding, placards and a timetable for endorsements from senior MPs. The dossier also included a detailed memo on the cuisine that will be served-up to hungry conspirators this Sunday. Tasty treats include minted lamb kebabs marinated in lemon zest and Greek yoghurt. Other delicacies on the menu included crispy cumberland sausages and salmon fillets coated in garlic butter.

When our reporter approached the alleged ring-leader in the BBQ plot, they slammed the door after saying, "Things are not right at the moment and this will change things."

This newspaper has established that the majority of BBQ meat will be purchased in Waitrose, whilst the finger buns and lemonade will be acquired from downmarket Aldi stores South of the river.

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