Tuesday, 20 May 2014

Farage Gets His Facts Wrong As He Continues to Duck Questions.

Nigel Farage is still UNDECIDED on where to stand at the next General Election, TBG can reveal.

Yet one thing he does need to do is get his facts right when it comes to parliamentary boundaries.

Of course the long term speculation has been that Nigel is waiting for a by-election in Portsmouth South but with that off the agenda for now speculation has switched to where he will stand at the General Election.

One place where UKIP did well in the County Council elections in 2013 and is tipped is Thanet.

Yet speaking at a public meeting in Thanet in the last few days Farage admitted to doing some canvassing in the "Deal area of Thanet the other day", but remains tight-lipped.

TBG would like to point out to Nigel that Deal is not even in the Thanet constituency but actually is in Charlie Elphicke's Dover instead.

The best news to come out of the meeting though is despite Janice Atkinson's atrocious behaviour at the weekend in Ashford, there was no trouble with protesters on the night.


Fletcher's Ruined Pantaloons said...

Theres only one noise lounder than the angry squeal of a kipper finding that the party has been 'smeared' by comments of it's own members and thats the sound of Samuel Fletcher following through

(honourable mention to the anguished wail of Brussels Barmen encountering the faecal torrent)

Robin Hunter-Shart said...

The echoes of Fletcher's brown offerings can only be matched by the shocked silence mixed with an horrendous splashing as he vomited in Parliament

Sarah-Jane Poo-ell said...

Sam may be a fan of Salt of the Earth lasses but most establishments are aghast at his liberal 'salting' of their floors with his own personal produce

Oliver Pooper said...

Just like mushrooms, self regulating women and too small condoms Fletcher's regular produce is an acquired tasted. But let us have no doubts, he is a UKIP member and proud of their strong tough and masculine stance. He himself puts the Man back into Manure

Mahyar Poosi said...

I feel for Fletcher, I know what it's like to have things popping up at the wrong time. Unfortunately for him, unlike my tumour a pyroclastic flow of faeces doesn't just disappear. I hope his local dry cleaners know how to get out those really tough stains.

Janice Shatkinson said...

Fletcher just does this to bring attention to his booty. He is baffled by people's love of it but gives the voters what they want. He really does put the ass back into faecal devasstation

YI Chairman Jack Dumpin' said...

I see Tories here are running scared of Mr Fletcher. He must have put a shat amongst the pigeons.

Eleanor Shartman said...

When he feels his trousers break
Samuel Fletcher starts to quake
Shitting on the barmans floor
Sam just produces more and more
His trousers are wrecked, Cllr Sam!
And the walls are covered in flecks, Cllr Sam!
You cannot ignore, Sam can be smelt from Next door!
Running down the busy road,
Dripping out his heavy load
All of a sudden he fires out, blam
Torrential produce from Cllr Sam
His trousers are wrecked, Cllr Sam!
And the walls are covered in flecks, Cllr Sam!
You cannot ignore, Sam can be smelt from Next door!

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