Dorries takes up writing.

You would think our Nadine would have a caseload of constituency work to keep her occupied now that she's back from the jungle.

Not so apparently as Nadine is today writing for The Sun instead.

As well as giving readers a firm insight into what it was like eating lambs' testicles and being trapped with leeches and ticks, Nadine also gives her views on the Rotherham adoption debacle, has a good old moan about a lap dancing club and grotty landfill site planned for her constituency, and talks about women in Afghanistan.

Nadine is hoping to keep her local Party sweet though as she also says - "Let's keep the £58 Million a day we give Europe and spend it at home."

If those kind of soundbites don't cheer up the Mid Bedfordshire Conservative Party then nothing will.