Cocaine found at Labour conference hotel.



It was their most important conference in years yet in today's Daily Star on Sunday it is reported that cocaine traces have been discovered at The Midland Hotel where Ed Miliband and his top brass were staying all last week.

According to reporter Bill Francis an investigation team of reporters found "irrefutable evidence of misuse of cocaine" using simple test swabs which are regularly used by police who were guarding Red Ed Miliband.

The news comes just one year after Red Ed was forced to deny speculation that one of his senior spin doctors had a cocaine problem.