Activists need food.

There is concern tonight about the current CF diet whilst on the Mayoral campaign trail. CF activists are being fed a barrage of chocolate and fizzy pop (pictured above).

The campaign dietary options on offer are thought to be that bad it is effecting some members brain function whilst on the doorstep. Those feeling the effects of a refined sugar-based diet have forgotten Boris' policies on the door step and digressed into talk of last nights Apprentice and Aubergines.

One CF'er, Ronaldno McDoonald, told tBg: "I'm so embarrassed, I thought the lady got fired. Aubergine toothpaste is a silly idea anyway."

Dear O' Dear.

Keep up the good work! ;)