Smith to hold 'luxury bash' as economy sinks.

Candidate for Conservative Future Deputy Chairman (Political), Phillip Smith, is to hold a "luxury" Christmas "bash" according to SUPER blog London Spin, as many Brits are choosing between their children's presents, or heating this Christmas.

In a lavish event not intended to give off a public image of understanding or compassion, Smith wants to woo voters with the classy event supposedly taking place in an upmarket bar. "(It) will include mince pies laced with brandy and small glasses of sherry", said top newssite London Spin.

tBg has learned that the luxury bash will move on to attend a Ball for the after party.