Oh yes you did.

John McCain has offered his wife to a topless beauty pageant. The shock announcement came while he was on some boring stage in South Dakota.

McCain said: "I was looking at the Sturgis schedule, and noticed that you had a beauty pageant, so I encouraged Cindy to compete". Although Cindy is a rather apt name for a model, tBg doesn't think she would be best pleased with this announcement. This is a whole new realm in political campaigning, never before has a candidate offered to let his wife go topless for votes.

It just goes to show how disjointed and rudderless McCain's campaign is. Does this guy actually have any researchers?