Tuesday, 3 December 2013

Christmas is Cancelled as Tory Youth Wing Dump Festive Party.


"The CF Exec' have Santa in a metaphorical headlock"

UPROAR is again the theme at Conservative Future (CF). This time activists are agasp at the announcement that this years national CF Christmas bash has been postponed, until after Christmas and when festivities have already taken place worldwide.

The national deputy chairman of the Tory youth wing sensationally announced that ticket refunds were to be sent out to the purchaser by the 10th of December, tbg can reveal.



Former CF National Executive candidates, Paul Holmes and John Cope, slammed the executives' "incompetence".





One CF'er told tbg - "It's as if the CF Exec' have Santa in a metaphorical headlock and slowly draining all his goodwill and powerful tactical delivery skills. Ironic don't you think?"

In stark contrast London CF are tonight Christmas partying with Mayor of London, Boris Johnson.

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

Not really the Exec's fault is it? It's one person.

Anonymous said...

SJ is awful but at least she tried to organise something. The chairman and the whole exec are totally uninterested in doing anything for the members it seems. They don't it seems even speak to each other, and two of them live abroad for gods sake. I would get rid of the lot of them.

AndyLikeGandhi said...

I've attempted to contact various members of CF, with varying degrees of luck.

To be honest, I don't think I want to socialise with young Tories.

Anonymous said...

If only Cooper had been allowed to let his girl organize it as he planned. I hear she throws a good party. Well, he enjoys her at least.

Anonymous said...

To be honest I didn't know about it at all. I suspect that Cooper deliberately set it up to fail somehow to make SJ look bad.

Anonymous said...

@11:52 your tinfoil hat needs recharging.

SJ is just useless. There is no need for Cooper to rig things so she fails, she does well enough on her own.

eddie wren said...

Leave sj alone now, it's getting tedious

Anonymous said...

Cooper is only so mean to SJ because of all the sexual tension. He's nearly done with his current libertarian girl and has his eyes out for someone a little curvier.

Anonymous said...

Bothe Cooper and his gf nominated for YBF awards - no look in for the rest of the exec and SJ feeling snubbed. I smell collusion.

Anonymous said...

I hear they are becoming quite the ybf power couple. Rumour is she is being prepared to stand as chair next election so he can still run CF or as his deputy if he decides to restand. YBF seem quite taken with their hold over CF and the rest of us are cut out of the loop.

Anonymous said...

She long replaced SJ as his deputy in all but name. Title to follow in the new year?

She does have rather better assets to bring to the table than SJS does.
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If you catch my meaning.

TBG, this took aeons so you had damn well better publish.

Anonymous said...

TBG you bastard! You're stupid site messed up my art!
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Anonymous said...

Your comment box gives different spacing compared to published comments. You suck. I give up.

Basically what I am trying to say is (_._)(_._)

Anonymous said...

Leave it out. SJ is sound,I heard she has a Dolphin Badge.

Anonymous said...

SJ is about as sound as Ed Balls.

Oily Cooper said...

@3.42 is quite misinformed. That isn't what they look like at all.

(o)(o) is more accurate.

Actually (.)(.) is better still.

Anonymous said...

Well that is definitive proof that her and Oli aren't an item. That isn't what they look like at all!

What an idiot that man is. And making SJ look stupid to cover up his mistakes. Awful man.

Anonymous said...

This Christmas thing was ridiculous. SJ didn't book a speaker in time even though it was obvious that people would be busy around Christmas. The event looked crap so nobody signed up. That is very fucking foreseeable.

Also the speculation about Oli's involvement with another member of cf was bad enough. Discussing the shape of her boobs is downright disgusting. Get lives. Get out more.

Anonymous said...

Oli needs to get SJ sorted out. And by sorted out I mean fired. He also needs to give us a clear answer on this rumour as we can't afford for cf to be run in a way that appeases her.

Actually Oliy Cooper said...

(oYo)

Yep. I know.

And I will fire SJ asap.
And I love KFC
#TeamKFCFreedom

Anonymous said...

You bunch of utter weirdos and creeps. Why are you discussing some girl like that? Completely not on. Who cares if she was with Cooper or not. Just fuck right off.

Anonymous said...

Cooper is, as usual, talking utter tosh.

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As for the rest there is some sense to it. These cock-ups of SJ's are getting ridic.

Anonymous said...

[.||.] at best. a lot of shit talked by morons and virgins on this blog.
SJ needs to fuck off. Everything she does goes wrong. She has the Midas touch but for turning things to shit.

Anonymous said...

Ascii done right.

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Trust me, I've seen. And wow. Better than Cooper desrves

Anonymous said...

can people just fuck off with this weird obsession with the poor girl. Who even is she?

Oh, rant over. Is there some form of recall in cf? needs to be done for the entire exec but SJ first.

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