Saturday, 22 June 2013

Tory Youth Executive Rocked by Foreign Meeting Scandal.



TORY YOUTH National Chairman Oliver Cooper applauded his work today on Twitter as to how he was "Proud" to be putting Conservative Future (CF) at the heart of the "Global Centre-Right Network", after meeting foreign dignitaries in London this past week.

However, tbg can sensationally reveal that CF National Deputy Chair' Sarah-Jane Sewell was not invited along, in fact, she was totally unaware of the visit.

Sewell said it was a "Shame" Cooper didn't let the "rest of us" know they were in town, or a meeting had been arranged to meet Tory Youth Wing leaders.

Earlier today Sewell told tbg she thought she had a "wonderful working (and non-working) relationship with the National Executive".

Such tweets are very revealing as to the actual extent of the working relationship the CF National Executive has in that it seems business is being conducted individually and not as a unit.

65 comments:

Anonymous said...

So Sarah-Jane has been shown to be a liar as well as an incompetent, no wonder Cooper didn't invite her!

Anonymous said...

This is terrible. They need to start working together, why would the Chairman not invite his team??

Anonymous said...

Hold on, wasn't she skyping with a Young Republican guy today with Robinson? She even but it on Facebook as a picture....

A Concerned CFer said...

It's rather immature to make these comments public isn't it, knowing that many a CFer would see them. What has the Deputy Chairman of Membership done since the election may I ask? Exec' members should just put aside their differences and stop being petulant children.

Anonymous said...

It's probably best Cooper didn't invite the 17 year old left w(h)inger, she'd only have embarrassed CF in front of our fellow conservatives.

Anonymous said...

It is not all about you Sarah. All that you seem to care about is yourself and not CF at all. The way you have treated Oliver is appalling who I would say is one of the most in touch members on the National Exec. I never hear anything positive from you and you never really communicate with CF Branches and Areas who have done a lot more for CF.

Anonymous said...

However you look at it, why did Cooper keep it secret other than to make sure it was all about him?

Anonymous said...

How can one 'sensationally reveal' something publicly available on twitter?

Simon Harley said...

"Sensationally reveal" is more catchy than "Sensationally bring to your attention because you might well have missed it unless you're a Twitter stalker."

Anonymous said...

Yes it is apt Anon 10.32. TBG certainly sensationally revealed it to me as I do not sift through twitter like a stalker.

#SensationallyRevealing

Anonymous said...

Sj is just embarrassing. No wonder she wasn't invited. Her behaviour is making the nec unmanageable, no wonder Oliver ignores her.

Anonymous said...

There once was a girl, name of SJ,
Who endeavoured to ruin our Chair's day.
She's whining and spiteful,
And really quite frightful.
Thank god she'll be gone soon,we pray.

JSJ can bitch about cfers not getting scansion all she likes on twitter. We didn't all go to such a posh school but can just about manage counting.

Anonymous said...

I'd go along with TBG's analysis that it sounded like jsj was on acid in actual fact. But that's what they all do at a posh schools, no?

Anonymous said...

There was a this young girl who loved freedom
Whose twitter feed quickly brings boredom.
She used to shag Cooper
Boss of conservative future
United by "the road to serfdom"

Anonymous said...
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Anonymous said...

Jen and Oli are both quite right wing
And she knew of cf he'd be king
Since he's not been successful
And finds the job stressful
She said that his hook he should sling

Anonymous said...

"tbg will not tolerate incitement or bullying." Really? Looks like bullying on some comments...

Stephan Shakespeare's Globes said...

One must be allowed some artistic license, though I do concede that some of my imitators have broken said license and should be electronically tagged.

The once was a girl called Jen,
Much hotter than CF's mother hen,
She tweeted on scansion,
From the top or her mansion,
Being well versed in the use of the pen

fletchers stained trousers said...

Sam Fletcher was a CFer in the North
Who defected to UKIP (but of course)
But after a bit
He filled his pants full of shit
And his return defection was the fourth

Anonymous said...

This girl, name of Jen, who loved gin
Who put our dear Coops in a spin.
She was hailed as top totty
And in truth is a hottie
And the sight of her does make me grin

Anonymous said...

OC was the Tory youth chair
Who attempted this girl to ensnare
The girl, she was hot
But stable she's not
So they really do make quite a fine pair

Richard Allen's conscience said...

Oh an ode to miss j rah
CF boys all buy her drinks at the bar
She's Tory Totty
Better than SJ who's potty
And quite frankly I'd say fuck yah!


Anonymous said...

There once was on Oliver cooper
Who shagged his way through conservative future
Found a posh girl called Jen
Who does like her men
Who's since gone for another suitor

Anonymous said...

JSJ Is the TOP TORY TOTTY

Not jaz, not redmondolol

Anonymous said...

This Tory girl named JSJ
Oli Cooper did lead astray
She's curvy yet slim
And despite acting prim
You should hear what the cf guys say

geoffreybrooking said...

There once was a Lady called Sewell

Who always loses her cool

She met a guy called Cooper

Sounded her hooter

And before we all knew it was Deputy Chair of Conservative Future.

A Concerned CFer said...

These limericks are why I love The Blue Guerilla.

George Smiley said...

I'm so proud that a friend and I started this limerick craze on TBG. The comments sections have become wretched hives of scum and villainy. Everyone's getting abused.

Anonymous said...

A girl named Miss J Salisbury Jones
Once jumped Oliver Cooper's bones
She is quite libertarian
And thinks him proletarian
Who knew that he went for Sloanes?

Anonymous said...

A girl with initials JSJ
The sight of whose figure makes my day
Went off with our Oli
And he did look so jolly
No doubt at the prospect of such play

Anonymous said...

GEORGE SMILEY, YOU STARTED NOTHING.

I take you back to March. "Holmes to Campaign For Everything British Vote..."

Comment section:

Anonymous said...

There once was a man named Oli,
Whose pet was a bright red polly.
He named the bird Jeff,
But the blighter was deaf,
And flew into a truck. What a wally!

11:27 pm, March 03, 2013

Forget not that magnificent avian.
Speak not ill of that fallen feathered creature.
De mortuis nil nisi bonum, you swine.

You started nothing, Smiley. NOTHING.

Anonymous said...

...and whilst we bully and destroy our own members, Labour carry on. Just what kind of children are there in CF? Instead of writing poems nobody will read, try getting out and campaigning.

Anonymous said...

Tory youth are lead by OC
who took to jsj with glee
now he's cocked up cf
with his Lady McBeth
They're the problem, on that we agree

Anonymous said...

It's Macbeth you uneducated fuckwit.

Simon Harley said...

Anonymous @ 10:53. Presumably in order to make that statement you must have read some of these "poems", therefore someone has indeed actually read them. Instead of contradicting yourself in the comments of a blog, try getting out and campaigning.

Anonymous said...

But I'm not wasting my time writing ridiculous, often bullying poems as I have an Association and CF branch to run. Someone has to take you people up on your behaviour as it's unacceptable in a supposedly unified party.

If I want to contradict myself in order to make a point then that is what I'll do. Don't presume to know about my level of campaigning activity as I'm wagering it's much higher than yours.

Tell me, how can looking divided possibly benefit the party and propel us to a 2015 victory?

Zwanzig Pfennig said...

Cyberbullying is fun, fuck the haters.

Simon Harley said...

Don't presume to tell me to not presume, Anon. How can you advocate a united party from behind a cloak of anonymity and expect due weight to be given to your comments. I'm sure you're doing a good job in your association and branch, but your arguments would be far more creditable if you signed your name to them.

Anonymous said...

SJ became really quite jealous
that jsj, not her, got the fellas
She went off in a huff
and tried to appear tough
her revenge on her foe will be zelous

Anonymous said...

There was this young fellow called Harley
Who enjoyed to get into a barney
tbg crusader
against trolling raiders
Defending the CF girls finely

Anonymous said...

I don't care for poetry but the things I would do with Miss Salisbury Jones

Anonymous said...

These poems are utterly disgusting. No wonder girls avoid CF.

Anonymous said...

Sarah Jane is a sweet little liar
Who has increasingly become quite dire
She starts problems for Oli
and is quite off her trolly
and stirs up so much CF ire

Anonymous said...

An ode to Miss JSJ's hips
The result of a diet sans chips
and her slim little waist
I just wish she were chaste
But I know Coops has known those lips

Anonymous said...

Am I the only one here who isn't the slightest bit interested in the Salisbury Jones girl?

I've always though SJ much hotter.

Anonymous said...

Don't be ridiculous @10:07, Miss J Rah is where its at. I like my girls posh but Cooper can keep JSJ

Anonymous said...

TBG! You bastard!

You didn't post my ode to JSJ's hips!

This censorship is outrageous. I'm reading Milton's Spies from now on.

Anonymous said...

TBG is a bastard indeed. I managed to find two good rhymes for Southall and he didn't publish it. That took ages.

Anonymous said...

SJ has better hips than JSJ. More to them at any rate. SJ is twice the girl JSJ is.

Anonymous said...

I wish JSJ's hips were a little closer to my hips.

Anonymous said...

I wrote at least two gold standard poems and they're just lost in tbg's server.

My poems were a bit juicy too. Probably keeping them for himself rather than sharing them with the world. Not cool dude.

Anonymous said...

Miss J Rah stood for DCM
And my god this girl is a gem
Hotter than JSJ
Much fitter than SJ
This girl casts a shadow on them

Anonymous said...

Look a little higher than JSJ's hips or waist. That's where it's worth looking.

Anonymous said...

Anywhere it is on JSJ that you're looking, remember Cooper's oily hands have been there before.

Anonymous said...

Didn't she chuck Cooper months ago? Haven't seen her about much since he started making a mess of CF.

Anonymous said...

You're all wrong, it is down from the hips you want.
Long legs. And more to the point, she rides horses.
From experience, girls who ride horses, that's not all they ride.

Anonymous said...

Miss Salisbury Jones...

I'd lend her my bed any day.

It is a small flat though, we would have to share.

Anonymous said...

Thing with horsey girls, it is the strength in the thighs. The way that can make a man feel...

Anonymous said...

Christopher Harries in Wales leaked this story.

Anonymous said...

In terms of figure she is the finest of the CF girls. Wish she came to more events. I hear she's in London.

Simon Harley said...

I'm not going to go down the road of my anonymous correspondent up the page and call you all children, but really - all this 'banter' is going beyond the fucking pale now.

Anonymous said...

Is this really all that CF guys think CF girls are good for? Get a grip, and preferably a life.

Anonymous said...

I'm very disappointed by Cooper's leadership so far. No comunication with the membership. No comment on situations that affect the real membership.

Most infuriatingly of all there has been absolutely NO VISION for what he wants CF to be and why his position and that of the rest of the NME is of any relevance what so ever.

Graham said...

"tbg will not tolerate incitement or bullying."

But chauvinists, sexists and perverts are fine.

Anonymous said...

Oliver Cooper is only interested in himself,one dangerous individual. Look forward to his inevitable downfall.

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