Monday, 24 June 2013

EXCLUSIVE: UKIP Youth Boss in no 'Free Chicken' CF Swipe as he Holds Talks With Fresh Tory Defectors.



YOUNG INDEPENDENCE (YI, the youth wing of UKIP) Leader Rob Comley has revealed to tbg he is offering an open invitation to meet potential defectors and is inviting anyone wishing to defect to the UKIP Youth Conference and Summer Ball.

"I am officially offering an open invitation to meet up or chat to any possible defectors, from whatever party they may be in currently. We are holding events across the country, arranging a huge YI conference and summer ball, which any defectors will of course be welcome to attend."

Comley sensationally claims to be in talks with Tories and Labour Party members on a daily basis and slams polls designed to keep "Ego's" in tact.

"In the last month or so I have had a huge amount of emails on a daily basis from members of both the Labour Party and the Conservatives, showing that no matter what 'polls' the parties use to keep their ego intact, that YI is in fact on the rise."

UKIP Youth Leader Rob Comley went on to take a spectacular swipe at the current Tory Youth Chairman renowned for his KFC nights commenting - "I can't promise you all free chicken, if I offered every current defector free chicken I would need more than a part time job."

Comley exclusively told tbg - "We (YI) have had an incredible expansion in the last few months. Although we will not have any official membership numbers until a few weeks time, I believe that it could well be as high as 1500; a great increase of at least 200% since myself and the rest of the current superb council took over."

"If anyone is interested in meeting up for a chat then feel free to email me on yi.chairman@ukip.org".

"A sleeping giant has awoken."
- he added.

5 comments:

Concerned said...

My predictions would be to get Tory totty jasmine on side. You'd gain followers in an instant itch her fan club! When is this ball? Details wood be helpful!

Anonymous said...

Face it, YI is fucked.
Youth politics is fucked.
Now put down the leaflets and go try to get fucked.

Don't waste your youth on this bullshit.

Simon Harley said...

I hope the extent of these "talks" is as follows:

"Come join YI."
"Fuck off."

And to all those who want to leave the party, think very carefully before you walk out the door. You may find it locked behind you.

geoffreybrooking said...

Ha ha ha.

If that's not a good recruiting tool for Ukip nothing will be.

Emmett Jenner said...

Simon Harley sounds like a nice chap.

As an ex-YI vet I can thoroughly recommend the organisation to anyone.

Oliver Cooper has already spoken to us. He said he would join UKIP if we were able to achieve an average of 20+ % in a national ballot. I accept 26% across the country in May was just for local elections and probably not the sort of national elections Olly meant. I can understand he may not view that as a sound basis to defect but if he thinks we won't ever do it I think I would advise wait and see. We have strong form when it comes to exceeding expectations!

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