Monday, 18 March 2013

Harley wants to make sure CF ballot chaos 'never occurs again'.



tbg caught up with Simon Harley today and asked his his opinion on the Conservative Future election which he is in the midst running for Best Practice Officer.

What are your opinions on the ballot chaos and have most members received ballots yet that you know of?


"I think the difficulties we have had with the ballot are extremely unfortunate. I know a number of people who still haven't received their ballots, but this will hopefully be rectified during the coming week. We owe it to out members to make damned sure that the confusion which has arisen over the electoral process and membership validity never occurs again."

Are you ready to win? What will be your first task?

"I have a clear set of goals outlined in my manifesto. If I'm elected it will be because of the wide-ranging, sound proposals I have pledged to put into effect. Therefore my first act will be to go to the new National Executive and Party Board and obtain their formal approval so I can get to work. I don't intend to waste any time."

Harley released a new campaign poster over the weekend and one CF'er commented to tbg - "This shows the depth of dissatisfaction with the election".



23 comments:

Anonymous said...

harley's in trouble now. shouldn't be commenting on the election. that's disqualification?

Anonymous said...

uh oh!

TheBlueGuerilla. said...

For the record this did occur before those rules were sent out.

Anonymous said...

What the fuck did you just fucking say about Harley, you little bitch? I’ll have you know he graduated top of his class in CCHQ, and he's been involved in numerous secret raids on the Labour Party, and he has over 300 confirmed retweets. He is trained in gorilla warfare and he's the top campaigner in the entire Conservative Party. You are nothing to him but just another target seat. He will vote you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to him over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak he is contacting his secret network of activists across the UK and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. He can be anywhere, anytime, and he can get you elected in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only is he extensively trained in unarmed leafleting, but he has access to the entire arsenal of the Conservative Party and he will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the electoral continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. He will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Anonymous said...

with friends like these...

Simon Harley said...

Tl;dr

Anonymous said...

Harley is one baddass muthafucker. I once saw him inject whiskey coke into his eye and piss down the throat of an elderley libdem canvasser.

Elderly Lib-Dem Canvasser said...

It's OK, I enjoyed it.

GWP Rodwell said...

Some say he can kill a man with his thumb, others that the Inuit have fifty different words for him. All I know is that you should vote Harley.

Anonymous said...

One would have thought the present Membership SJ would have made sure CFers were all on the system, registered to vote and dealt with the ballot problems over the year working with Executive colleagues. Perhaps she's spent too much time promoting herself and eating to much, (self serving all around) rather than serving the membership who elected her? Heaven help C.F. If her incompetence is allowed another year to put her wide angle self all over our social media!

Anonymous said...

When someone like Harley is being touted as talented, people in the real world outside the C.F. bullsh*t bubble know just how deep the Conservatives problems are and how difficult the road back to reality is for them.

Simon Harley said...

Anonymous @ 10:31. If your résumé is so brilliant, why don't you sign your name and show us how amazingly talented you are? Cowardly little shit. Now fuck off.

Anonymous said...

GO HARLEY!

HARLEY:1

COWARDLY LITTLE SHIT:0

Anonymous said...

Harley shows his true colours in one post, small man syndrome often overcomes him, as this campaign has shown. If C.F are unfortunate to have him on the executive team then members better get used to disappointment, 12 months of non achievement awaits him.
Now go back to practicing your David Cameron facial expressions in your bathroom mirror, Harley you sad lightweight

Simon Harley said...

My true colours? Telling an anonymous twat to "fuck off"? I think most people would welcome that.

Anonymous said...

Harley's great, eat shit 8:27pm

Anonymous said...

That person has a lot of hate for SJ and Harley.


Probably just hates everyone.

Anonymous said...

Most people can see C.F won't change for the better, it'll be an ongoing embarrassment ripe to be disbanded, run by no hopers who're intolerant control freaks, sad sad people. Best Practice? Look at your comments, purile, abusive and a strong whiff of a boy easily exposed when he's poked, that's not future talent needed on Tory benches! As to your obsession with a political CV all that's shown is you're sadder than most chaps hanging around the political peripherally all too often hoping to get a photo opportunity for your social media page.....yawn, it's so yesterday and bland.
Predictions for CF 2013/14 under the present candidates, huge deficit upon promises and pledges, run for the few not for the many, no change.

Simon Harley said...

Oh, no! I respond to anonymous scum in the manner they deserve? Shocking. And the word is "puerile".

I'm amazed that you have the gall to lecture me on my responses, when you make nonsensical attacks under the cover of anonymity. So do us all a favour: just fuck off.

Anonymous said...

You respond in your best 'lightweight' practice as you wish, it's the most entertaining you've ever been! Gall, you're standing for election boy, so people can scrutinise and poke lots of fun at you and say what they like about your lack of abilities or are you saying the C.F elections have been nominated and selected already regardless of the ballot hmmmmm? Haha....Politics is brutal, not for little boys like you hahaha!

Simon Harley said...

You clearly woke up on the wrong side of your mother yesterday. Your arguments are nonsensical, and your unwillingness to post under your own name shows that you have nothing of import to contributes. If I win it'll be extremely nice to know that you won't like it. And whilst I can spare the x number of seconds it takes to tell you to fuck off multiple times in a day, it's clearly not worth it in your case, you trolling moron. Enjoy the rest of the election.

james oliver said...

Just stop being a pussy anon and back up your words. Let everyone know who you are so harley can stomp on your jaw #megalolz

Anonymous said...

Haha Simon & James....the electorate has spoken, now you can go back to best practicing your David Cameron speeches in the bathroom mirror using the hairbrush as a microphone.....

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