Tuesday, 5 March 2013

EXCLUSIVE: Deighton falls Victim to Tory Youth National Chairman Election Attack Ad.



Conservative Future Chairman Candidate James Deighton is the latest target in the Tory Youth Wing election 'attack' ad campaign, tbg can reveal.

The creative piece that is currently in circulation depicts Deighton a dark "King in the North" with the caption -

"I hear Deightons Campaign is going to be relaunching basing their new launch on the idea he is the King in the North, as the picture I managed to obtain from JDHQ shows."

tbg assumes this is an election campaign 'attack' ad and not an actual 'campaign relaunch', of course.



44 comments:

Anonymous said...

The Holmes team must be worried!

Khaleesi of CF said...

But what of my Lord Lannister?

Chris Rowell said...

James is a committed unionist, just the kind of chairman we need to support our colleagues north of the wall in their fight to keep Britain together.

Anonymous said...

oily cooper strikes again... lowering expectations ahead of the leeds hustings. not sound

Tyrion said...

I hear his Direwolf is enormous

Anonymous said...

I love that 'attack ads' can't even fault deighton's credibility and track record. What are they actually saying here?

They have nothing to attack!!!

He cares about the whole country. North, south, rural or city.

He travels outside the M25. And NOT just when he is looking for votes.

Anonymous said...

@Chris Rowell: Although Cooper seems to want to move in on the unionist space left by Robinson's withdrawal:

http://www.openunionism.com/cfelects-cooper-the-union-stands-for-liberty-security-and-equality-so-let-us-stand-up-for-it/

Maid of Tarth said...

My King, have you seen your fair sister Sansa? The Kingslayer made me swear an oath to find and protect her

Varys said...

My little birds have heard some whispers about who is behind this

Faceless Man said...

I'm so sorry

Lord Frey said...

I am very unhappy at how you have treated me. However, I am holding a wedding at the crossing and I would love for you to attend, ha, ha, ha.

Hodor said...

HODOR

Vargo Hoat said...

How amuthing

Hodor said...

Hodor?

Rickard Karstark said...

THE KING IN THE NORTH

The Greatjon Umber said...

THE KING IN THE NORTH

Robin Flint said...

THE KING IN THE NORTH

Stannis said...

I will have this TRAITOR's head. Melisandre, deal with this foolish upstart.

Melisandre said...

As you wish my Lord.I have seen in the fires that R'hllor will quieten this noisy upstart.

Hodor said...

HOOOOOOOOOOODOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

Anonymous said...

*Spoilers*

Doesn't the King in the North die...

Stannis said...

He will die at my hand, the traitorous whelp

Cersi Lannister said...

My Father will have his head, no one can stand against the Lion. Bend the knee you impudent whelp and we may spare you

Samwell Tarly said...

So....Cold

High Septon said...

The Seven will punish this upstart, the Old Gods can not protect him now, may the Warrior crush his spirit and the Stranger whisk it away

Mance Rayder said...

Who is this Southern Idiot?

Jon Snow said...

Well met Brother, you will be King!

Ygritte said...

You know nothing Jon Snow

Jamie Lannister said...

He's doing pretty well, I've gotta... hand... it to him.

Ser Ilyn Payne said...

Eddard's Ghost said...

Be wary my son, Winter Is Coming

Joffrey said...

If you keep resisting me, James Stark, I will have my Hound beat your sister again.

Tyrion said...

Deighton seems to have a...nose... for politics. I am rather jealous

Shae said...

Take it from me girls, James is a Giant of a Deighton

Hodor said...

Hodor

Lord Bolton said...

I am Warden of the North now laddie, and my bastard will shred anyone who says otherwise

Jon Boulton said...

Eh!?

Lord Bolton said...

Not you Boulton, no U you idiot

The Hound said...

F*ck this, I'm off

Davos Seaworth said...

Deighton will have my vote if he helps me find my finger bones. I kept them in a bag around my neck but I lost them, they were my luck but now I keep reaching for them and realizing they aren't there :(

Robert Arryn said...

I don't like him, make him fly. I WANT TO SEE HIM FLY

The Imp said...

I would pledge my allegiance to the King of the North if he will facilitate just one night with Ellie V-T in my personal quarters with the fire roaring.

Anonymous said...

He would do better if when at these events he would actually speak to people, there is literally no attempt to interact, I mean, does he not want votes' or was 4 his goal?

Anonymous said...

philip shiraz smith set up the north. deighton is just the pretender to the throne.